明明 发表于 2007-4-3 09:02:11

最强中国式英语

<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 14px">1.we two who and who? <BR>   咱俩谁跟谁阿 <BR>2.how are you ? how old are you? <BR>   怎么是你,怎么老是你? <BR>3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you <BR>  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 <BR>4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! <BR>  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! <BR>5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home! <BR> 有事起奏,无事退朝 <BR>6.you me you me <BR>   彼此彼此 <BR>7.You Give Me Stop! <BR>   你给我站住! <BR>8.know is know noknow is noknow <BR>   知之为知之,不知为不知… <BR>9.WATCH SISTER <BR>  表妹 <BR>10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole! <BR>  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! <BR>11.American Chinese not enough <BR>  美中不足 <BR>12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <BR>   车祸现场描述 <BR>13.heart flower angry open <BR>  心花怒放 <BR>14.go past no mistake past <BR>   走过路过,不要错过 <BR>15.小明:I am sorry! <BR>   老外:I am sorry too! <BR>  小明:I am sorry three! <BR>   老外:What are you sorry for? <BR>  小明:I am sorry five! <BR>16.If you want money,I have no; <BR>  if you want life,I have one! <BR>   要钱没有,要命一条 <BR>17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. <BR>  我叫李老大,今年25。 <BR>18.you have two down son。 <BR>  你有两下子。 <BR>19.as far as you go to die <BR>  有多远,死多远! <BR>20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face <BR>   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸<BR>21.know is know noknow is noknow <BR>   知之为知之,不知为不知…</DIV><BR>

柳寒青 发表于 2007-4-3 09:06:12

;P ;P

hcs 发表于 2007-4-3 09:06:58

:lol
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