有关生活中的经典中的经典!
<DIV class=tpc_content><FONT color=blue size=4>1<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>人的喜新最久只有三十天，所以新婚燕尔只有蜜「月」 人的忍耐最久只有三十天，所以工作以「月」薪为准 </FONT></DIV><DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>2<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN> 结婚不是什么「人生」大事，只是合法「生人」的一道手续而已 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>3<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>完全相反的个性，结婚时叫「互补」；离婚时叫「个性不合 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>4<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>避孕的效果：不成功，便成「人」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>5<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>女人的「折旧率」煞是惊人，从「新」娘变成「老」婆，只消一个晚上的光景 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>6<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN> 相亲是「经销」，恋爱叫「直销」，而抛绣球招亲则为「招标」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>7<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN> 婚姻是牢笼，所以有些男女在婚后莫不是「喜出」、「望外」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>8<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN> 在爱情中，有人「视死如归」；在婚姻中，有人「视归如死」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>9<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>只有在大排长龙时，才能真正体会到我们是「龙的传人」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>10<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>官场打滚心得--「路遥知马屁，日久见人腥」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>11<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>「官」若好，社会是彩色的；「官」若不好，社会是黑白的! </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>12<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>男人不会承认他喝「花酒」，只会说是去「花」钱「喝」酒 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>13<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>暴发户的特色就是，明明是「土」，偏偏自以为「士」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>14<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>在公家机关服务的叫作「铁饭碗」，在私人公司工作的称为「免洗餐具」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>15<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN> 在马路上，开车无难事，只怕有「新人」 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>16<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>「敬人者人恒敬之」，在世风日下的今天，唯有在酒席间，才能见到这项美德 </FONT></DIV>
<DIV class=tpc_content><BR><FONT color=blue size=4>17<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">、</SPAN>恋爱时的花费，证明爱情「真实」；结婚后的开支，证明婚姻「无价」<BR></FONT></DIV> 不错，顶一个！:victory: :lol :lol :lol ;P
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