qomohill 发表于 2008-6-5 15:15:55

养车不花钱——我的独孤九剑

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">独孤求败前辈<SPAN style="COLOR: black">自创的独孤九剑，传人杨过兄弟初出茅庐即威震天下。后经风清扬老先生点拨，令狐蟋蟀哥将独孤九剑进一步发扬光大，东方不败也甘拜下风。无奈，黑木涯最后一役，令狐蟋蟀哥与盈盈美女从此下落不明，而独孤九剑也江湖匿迹。</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">十二年之前，本人矗立在华山雪峰之巅，缅怀东邪、西毒、南帝、北丐等名家华山论剑的磅礴浩气，悲叹他们舍我其谁的壮景，机缘巧合之下，喜获得一本泛黄的羊皮“<SPAN style="COLOR: black">独孤九剑</SPAN>”秘籍，立即大隐隐于深圳，在人多、车多、路窄等恶劣的条件下，潜心专研“<SPAN style="COLOR: black">独孤九剑</SPAN>”剑谱，刻苦修炼驾车十二年，忍受着油价狂涨，泊车费高企，罚单纷纷，通货膨胀等常人无法想象的困难，终于练成驾驭天下的“独孤九剑”。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本人秉承先人“除暴安良，匡扶正义”的遗志，以车会友，愿与车界的英雄好汉，巾帼姐妹义结金兰，并教授“独孤九剑”招式，共同耀我神州，光吾中华。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">看剑，招式只使一次，能否学成绝学，就看各位车友的造化了。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">独孤九剑</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">第一式：轻剑式</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">启动和刹车时轻踩踏板，四两拨千斤，以区区百斤之肉身驾驭三千斤的钢铁怪物，如用力过猛，耗力费神，易疲乏，非战斗性损耗（油耗）增加</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">％。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">避开交通高峰期。一个聪明的武术名家深知双拳难敌四手的道理。当你陷入千军万马之中，特别是面对着一帮无赖的死缠烂打，群殴围攻，纵然武功造诣高超（发动机性能如何之好，节油性能如何之佳），也会耗尽功力，黯然神伤。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">保持稳定的行驶速度。通常练武之人的体质不同，招式的使用也讲究因人而异，出招的速度和频率尽量保持稳定，时快时慢，只会自乱阵脚。一般来说，出招速度（驾驶速度）</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" UnitName="公里" SourceValue="88" HasSpace="False" Negative="False" NumberType="1" TCSC="0"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">88</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">公里</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">/</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">时为佳，出招速度达到</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" UnitName="公里" SourceValue="100" HasSpace="False" Negative="False" NumberType="1" TCSC="0"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">100</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">公里</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">/</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">时，功力损耗（油耗）将增加</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">15</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">％。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">独孤九剑</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">第四式：线剑式</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">选择合理的出行路线。高手过招，交手之前已决胜负。招有形，形有势，每招的细微姿势均可提前判断出招线路，因此知己而又知彼，何来不胜焉！</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">后备箱的物品能省则省。古常有“赤膊上阵”之说，一则轻便，少负担；二来灵活，机动性强。可以减少非战斗性损耗（油耗）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">％左右。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">上车后，先开窗几分钟，降低车内温度。车内外温差过大，切不可立即用内功真气（空调）强行制冷，经常如此，损耗真气（油耗）高达</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">％，太不划算了。应该择荫而立，自然降温，才是上上之策。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">俗话说：只出血，不造血，宗师也会变干尸。独孤九剑的前八招都是出血的活，如果想不花钱养车，那就只能以车养车了。私家车广告是个不错的选择，但费用差别很大，经比较，自由车传媒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><A href="http://www.zeocar.com/"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#800080>www.zeocar.com</FONT></A></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的造血功能最强大，达</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">1000</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">元</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">/</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">月，有兴趣的车界金兰可以试试。</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">此招要领——以车养车。</SPAN></P>
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冰与火123 发表于 2008-6-5 19:31:54

:Q 看着好累

哭泣的鳄鱼 发表于 2008-6-5 20:16:46

学会了这九式，还是要花钱的。不过肯定能少花点。。。<IMG alt="" src="http://www.changan.biz/images/smilies/default/QQ_43.gif" border=0 smilieid="41">

白马将军 发表于 2008-6-5 20:20:50

确实累，而且以车养车是啥子意思也不讲清楚:) :) :)

青蛙王子 发表于 2008-6-6 12:16:14

楼主有骗子嫌疑

上当了:knife: :knife:
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