三万英尺的微笑 发表于 2007-12-27 23:53:58

世界上最强的中国式英语

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LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有事起奏,无事退朝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>6</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">you me you me </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">彼此彼此</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; 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mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">know is know noknow is noknow </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">知之为知之,不知为不知</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">... <BR>9</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">WATCH SISTER </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">表妹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>10</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>11</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">American Chinese not enough </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">美中不足</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>12</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">车祸现场描述</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>13</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; 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mso-font-kerning: 0pt">go past no mistake past </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">走过路过,不要错过</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>15</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.小明:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">I am sorry! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 7.5pt 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老外:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">What are you sorry for? <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小明:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">I am sorry five! <BR>16</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">要钱没有,要命一条</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>17</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">I call Li old big. toyear 25. </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我叫李老大,今年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">25</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>18</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">you have two down son</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。你有两下 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 7.5pt 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">19.&nbsp; good good study , day day up</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。好好学习</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">天天向上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 7.5pt 0cm; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">20.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people&nbsp; mountain&nbsp;people sea</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。人山人海</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

[鬼见愁] 发表于 2007-12-27 23:58:20

good good study , day day up。:victory: :victory: 我在初中英语作文用了这句,,,结果老师也没弄明白啥意思...!!

cxx51329 发表于 2007-12-28 00:00:41

好好学习.天天向上???

小乖 发表于 2007-12-28 13:24:56

I LAUGH DEATH我笑死了

CARRY1.3 发表于 2007-12-28 20:45:18

:good: :good: :lol :lol
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