男女有别的幽默定律
<FONT face=宋体>1.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人是上帝根据世界的需要而创造的<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>而女人是上帝根据男人需要而创造的<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人爱上女人后<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>他会做诗<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人爱上男人后<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>她会做梦<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人对男人往往会早思慕想<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人对女人往往会早秦慕楚<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女内人的看家本领是撒矫<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人的拿手好戏是撒谎<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人的幸福在与<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>他真的爱我<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人的幸福在与<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>她值得我爱<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>6.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人应该有丰满的胸脯<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人应该有丰满的钱包<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>7.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人吻男人算是一种幸福<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人吻女人算是一种口福<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>8.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">当女人走投无路的时候<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>她会和一个男人结婚<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>当男人走投无路的时候<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>一个女人会和他离婚<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>9.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">聪明的女人会嫁给爱她的男人做老婆<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>愚蠢的女人会嫁给她爱的男人做老婆<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>10.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">做情人的时候<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>女人会让男人心疼<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>做妻子的时候<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>女人会让男人头疼<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>11.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">少女习惯用眼神征服男人<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>少妇习惯用眼泪征服男人<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>12.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">为女人发誓的男人是可笑的<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>为女人发财的男人是可爱的<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>13.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人要是提出离婚<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>往往是他不喜欢他的妻子了<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人要是提出离婚<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>往往是他的丈夫不喜欢他了<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>14.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人坚持独身<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>人们会认为她有毛病<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人坚持独身<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>人们会认为他有事业心<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>15.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人坚持独身是因为找不到好的对象<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人坚持独身是因为找不到对象<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>16.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人习惯把赌注押在爱情上<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人习惯把赌注押在婚姻上<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>17.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人能够忍受不幸的婚姻<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>不能忍受不幸的爱情<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人能够忍受不幸的爱情<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>不能忍受不幸的婚姻<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>18.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">一个忧郁的女人背后必然有一段不幸的爱<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>一个憔悴的男人背后必然有一桩不幸的婚姻<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>19.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人在婚是为了赌气<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人在婚是为了碰运气<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>20.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人总是希望她是他的最后一个女人<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人总是希望他是她的第一个男人<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>21.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人较好的长相<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>使男人迅速坠入情网<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人的甜言蜜语<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>使女人乐于被拉下爱河<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>22.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人追求女人<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>如隔着一座山<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人追求男人<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>如隔着一层纸<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>23.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人往往能追到他喜欢的女人<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>而女人却得不到她爱恋的男人<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>24.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人不怕翻山越岭<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人却怕上了手指<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>25.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人获得爱的方式是迅速出击<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>在燃烧中拥抱爱的烈焰<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人获得爱的方式是缓慢地渗透<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>然后在平静中品尝爱的芬芳<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>26.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">化妆品对女人而言<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>是信心<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>对男人而言是幻觉<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>27.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人热恋时聪明之级<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人热恋时却愚蠢无比<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>28.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人考验女人的方式是远走高飞<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人考验男人的方式是约会迟到<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>29.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人为结婚而恋爱<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人为爱情而结婚<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>30.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人酒后话多<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人婚后话多<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>31.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人恋爱希望把复杂的过程弄简单<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人恋爱喜欢将简单的事情弄复杂<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>32.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人无情的把初恋情人当做第一次性饮料<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>满足渴望后毫不吝啬的扔掉<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人深情的把初恋情人当做哺育成人的乳汁<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>一辈子品尝他的回味<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>33.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人选择女人<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>目光瞄准脸蛋<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人选择男人<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>心思放在钱包<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>34.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人恋爱是因为无事可做<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人恋爱是好奇心驱使<SPAN lang=EN-US>.</SPAN>结果是男人烦恼女人失望<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>35.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人希望女友经历越少越好<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人却希望男友经历越多越好<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>36.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人恋爱时用眼<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人恋爱时用心<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>37.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人的眼睛靠辐射<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>而女人的心靠传导<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>38.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人喜欢放出诱饵垂钓爱情<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人喜欢不惜血本守望爱情<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>39.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">男人恋爱后变得可怜巴巴<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>女人恋爱后变的神经兮兮<SPAN lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>40.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女人恋爱期间渴望对方裸露心灵<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>男人恋爱期间渴望对方裸露身体</SPAN></FONT></P> <P>有点意思</P>
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<P> </P> 有点那种意思！！！！！！
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