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<TD> ·<A class=vLink1 id=vad_6 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 6,'');}" title="" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?r=http%3A//www.netsh.com/&ads_id=3829&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.wdhac.com.cn/2007/index/&v=0&k=%u6807%u51C6&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/31246.html&rn=287191" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff>标准</FONT></A>答案<BR> <A class=vLink1 id=vad_5 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 5,'');}" title="免费 测试英语水平 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?r=http%3A//www.netsh.com/&ads_id=3146&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.wselearning.com/register.asp%3FwinType%3DVG061226SV&v=0&k=%u4E0A%u8BFE&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/31246.html&rn=493867" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff>上课</FONT></A>铃响了，数学<A class=vLink1 id=vad_1 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 1,'');}" title="上海365英语 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; 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