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今年T大特别风行超短裙，而且一个比一个穿得短。校领导见了认为极不雅观，贴出布告严厉禁止。谁知布告一贴出，就掀起了轩然大波。<BR> 最先作出反应的是中文系的女生，她们在<A class=vLink1 id=vad_10 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 10,'');}" title="" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?r=http%3A//www.netsh.com/&ads_id=3811&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.danone-institute.org.cn/&v=0&k=%u5BA3%u4F20&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/31247.html&rn=746357" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff>宣传</FONT></A>栏的报眼位置写了一首打油诗：几千师生齐争吵，只因<A class=vLink1 id=vad_3 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 3,'');}" title="时装世界 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; 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