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一同事，她<A class=vLink1 id=vad_9 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 9,'');}" title="曼秀雷敦 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?r=http%3A//www.netsh.com/&ads_id=3774&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.menthol-men.com.cn/&v=0&k=%u5148%u751F&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/31249.html&rn=271349" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff>先生</FONT></A>要求她在家尽量多教儿子学<A class=vLink1 id=vad_11 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 11,'');}" title="EF 教育1 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?r=http%3A//www.netsh.com/&ads_id=1767&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.ef.com.cn/englishfirst/&v=0&k=%u5916%u8BED&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/31249.html&rn=661469" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff>外语</FONT></A>，培养孩子的语感。<BR> 一天，同事对儿子说：“You are my <A class=vLink1 id=vad_4 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 4,'');}" title="携程-渡假-3 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; 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