•不得不看！让人想入非非的短信蜜语
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=3>1、</FONT><SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯，一丝不挂地在我面前扭动，轻轻抚摸你的肌肤，我无法抵挡你的诱惑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老板，我就要这条鱼</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR><BR>2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、你快乐因为我快乐，我开心因为你开心，我愁了因为你瘦了，我瘦了因为你病了，我笑了因为你壮了，我有钱了因为把你卖了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">…………</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">猪啊</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR><BR>3</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、我第一次时很紧张，他一直要我温柔地放松，接着插入我身体，那里在流血，我痛得喊不出话来，这才明白</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">献血是这样的</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR><BR>4</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、那一夜我抱着你，在你耳边叫你戴上那玩意，你说不戴的感觉才够爽，现在是安全期，没事</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可不戴头盔交警抓着咋办？</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">2、</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">、我是一个暗恋你的人，见到你的第一眼我就认定你是我今生该等的人，但我唯一的遗憾是<SPAN lang=EN-US>…………</SPAN>抱歉，我发错人了<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>6</SPAN>、当你默默离开我时，我痛苦万分，不知如何是好，看着你的背影远去，我恨自己，都是我的错<SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN>早起一点就赶上车了<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>7</SPAN>、你知道吗<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>我天天都在想你，夜夜都在念你。吃饭时想、睡觉时想、工作时想，很想对你说<SPAN lang=EN-US>…………</SPAN>快点还钱<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>8</SPAN>、我真地爱你，不想离开你，心痛你让我套的那么深。如果你真地不想让我难过，请快一点涨起来<SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN>股市<SPAN lang=EN-US> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">3、</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">、你善良像猫儿<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>你忠实像狗儿<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>你可爱像鸟儿<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>你识途像马儿<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>你出色像蝶儿<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>你勤劳像蜂儿<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>你什么都相像<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>也难怪大家都叫你<SPAN lang=EN-US>…………</SPAN>禽兽<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>11</SPAN>、第一眼见到你，我就对自已说<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>你就是我今生的奋斗目标，我要追求你，拥抱你。我要宣布<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>我爱你<SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN>人民币<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>12</SPAN>、没有你的日子，生活变得难受，我恨那个可恶的第三者将你抢走，你和他是否有了新感情<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>好想你回到我身边<SPAN lang=EN-US>——</SPAN>钱包<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>13</SPAN>、不要问我为什么哭泣，我的泪水为你而流，我的心为你而碎。我恨那个男人，他为什么要将你从我身边夺去<SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN>死小偷<SPAN lang=EN-US> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">4、</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">、害羞的我有一句话一直都不敢向你表白，但是今天我终于鼓起勇气<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>你什么时候请我吃饭<SPAN lang=EN-US>?<BR><BR>15</SPAN>、如果没有风，云不会动<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>如果没有水，鱼不能游<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>如果没有太阳，月亮就不会有光<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>如果没有你<SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN>笨人也就不存在了<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>16</SPAN>、食客<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>睡觉多少钱一晚<SPAN lang=EN-US>?(</SPAN>水饺多少钱一碗<SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN>服务员<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>流氓<SPAN lang=EN-US>!(</SPAN>六毛<SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN>商人<SPAN lang=EN-US>:</SPAN>六毛<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>这么平宜。我来三晚<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>17</SPAN>、由于次数太多<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>有时还一天两次<SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN>，你那里的毛都被搞得乱七八糟的，抽插时也没了快感，我们还是分手吧<SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN>牙刷<SPAN lang=EN-US> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">5、</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">、当我穷困潦倒时，在我身旁的是你<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>当我生病受伤时，在我身边的是你<SPAN lang=EN-US>;</SPAN>当我情场失意时，在我身旁的还是你<SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN>跟你在一起真倒霉<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>19</SPAN>、<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>紧吗<SPAN lang=EN-US>?”“</SPAN>不紧<SPAN lang=EN-US>!”“</SPAN>可以再进去一点吗<SPAN lang=EN-US>?”“</SPAN>小心一点，应该可以<SPAN lang=EN-US>!”“</SPAN>痛吗<SPAN lang=EN-US>?”“</SPAN>不痛<SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN>感觉真爽<SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN>就买这双吧。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>20</SPAN>、看着你那流线的躯体，我欲火焚身，拨开你那尚未开启的封盖，插入我自备的小棍，吸取你晶莹的液体，爽<SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN>雪碧<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>21</SPAN>、心里想了，两片痒了，握个棒棒，插入正中，风风火火，棒也短了，两片不痒了，心里也不想了<SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN>烟瘾又犯了吧<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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