经典短信，欢迎学习
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、跟你做了这么久的朋友，你一直都很关心我，我却时常给你添麻烦，真不知该怎么报答你。所以，下辈子你作牛作马，我一定拔草给你吃。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、如果你是流星我就追定你，如果你是卫星我就等待你，如果你是恒星我就恋上你，可惜你是</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">――</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">猩猩！</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、遇到你，是我心动的开始；爱上你，是我幸福的选择；拥有你，是我最珍贵的财富；踏入红毯，是我永恒的动力。遗憾的是</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">――</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">我传错人了。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">――</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">我上辈子是造了什么孽呀？</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">5</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、由明天开始，市里决定清除所有长相丑陋、有损市容的弱智青年！你赶快收拾东西，出去避避风头，千万别跟人说是我通知你的，切记！不必言谢！</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">6</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、上帝看见你口渴，创造了水；上帝看见你饿，创造了米；上帝看见你没有可爱的朋友，</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">创造了我；然而他也看见这世界上没有白痴，顺便也创造你。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">7</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、想你是件快乐的事！爱你是我永远要做的事！把你放在心上是我一直在做的事！不过，骗你是正在发生的事！</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、根据统计，超过</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">99.9%</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">长得像猪头的人都用大拇指来按钮看短信！嘿嘿，不用换手了，已经来不及了啦，猪头！</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">9</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">做人可真难。但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，我真羡慕你！</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><BR><BR></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #1f1f00; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">10</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">、如果说烧一年的香可以与你相遇，烧</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">年的香可以与你相识，烧</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">10</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">年的香可以与你相惜。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">所以，为了我下辈子的幸福，我愿意</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥"><FONT face="Times New Roman">――</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #636363; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">改信基督</SPAN></STRONG></P> :victory:
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