每月工资1000以下的请看。。。。。。。。。
<P>每月工资<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1000</SPAN></FONT>，<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">300</SPAN></FONT>吃饭<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">200</SPAN></FONT>交际，<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">100</SPAN></FONT>读书和买盗版影碟。<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 衣服鞋袜加一堆算<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">50</SPAN></FONT>吧<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 抽<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2</SPAN></FONT>块一包的烟，每天半包<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 再减<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">30</SPAN></FONT>，这<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">30</SPAN></FONT>可以用稿费抵消<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 还剩<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">350</SPAN></FONT>存起来，一年<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">4200<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">15</SPAN></FONT>年可交一套商品房的首期<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 如果房价上调，就得<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">20</SPAN></FONT>年<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">20</SPAN></FONT>年中，工资涨一点，减<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3</SPAN></FONT>年<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 患病，要加<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">5</SPAN></FONT>年<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 感冒发烧，康泰克<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">10</SPAN></FONT>元，感康<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">12<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 青霉素吊瓶<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">50<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 无法避免天灾人祸，<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1</SPAN></FONT>份保险订单<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 再多加<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">5</SPAN></FONT>年<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">27</SPAN></FONT>年后，搬进新家，暂不装修<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 月还贷款<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1000</SPAN></FONT>，那时候肯定结婚了<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 这<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1000</SPAN></FONT>算老婆的。交际费从<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">200</SPAN></FONT>减到<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">50<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 吃饭从<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">300</SPAN></FONT>加到<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">500</SPAN></FONT>。千万别有孩子<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 生下来<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 每月奶粉<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">200</SPAN></FONT>、不吃奶了学费<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">100<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 学费<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">300</SPAN></FONT>、<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">500</SPAN></FONT>、<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3000</SPAN></FONT>、<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">5000……<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 如果是儿子，就不考虑他的房子了<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 如果是女儿，还要从满月就积攒嫁妆<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 其实现在，扣除每月<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 房租<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">200</SPAN></FONT>、水电费<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">50<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 存折只能增加<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">100</SPAN></FONT>。并且<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 增加的条件是<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 所有的没结婚的朋友都不能结婚<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 所有结婚的朋友都不能有孩子<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 所有有孩子的朋友家里<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 都不能有任何闪失<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 所有的路都只能步行，即使<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 骑自行车，也不能在外面打气<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 这样才能保持每年<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">1200</SPAN></FONT>的数字<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 和血压一起慢慢升高<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">10</SPAN></FONT>年<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">12000</SPAN></FONT>，<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">50</SPAN></FONT>年<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">60000<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">60000</SPAN></FONT>就是一辈子的积蓄<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 虽然对某人来说，只是半辆轿车<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 一次出国旅游、两台等离子电视<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 除了骨灰盒<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">200</SPAN></FONT>、火葬费<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">400<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 请用剩下的<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">56000</SPAN></FONT>买一片荒地<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 把一生的痛深深的埋了吧！<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> 如果月收入<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">600</SPAN></FONT>，那么。。。骨灰盒可以省了，捡个有钱人吃剩的月饼盒，应该也装的下吧<FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">!!</SPAN></FONT><SPAN><BR></SPAN></P> ;P ;P ;P :victory: 经典:victory: :victory: :victory: :victory: :victory: :victory: :victory: 赏（喪）心悦目。:Q :Q 凄凉,:'( :'( 悲哀~~:'( :'( Q :Q 惨 惨:L :'( 这就是下层群众的真实写照
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