名牌电器维修 发表于 2007-7-17 22:54:00

外星人看汽车里长的寄生虫

外星人到地球考察后向总部报告：这个星球上的“怪物”都有一双会发光的大眼睛，嗓门很大，喝一种叫汽油的饮料，身体里还有一种叫“人”的“寄生虫”。
<P>　　不知道外星人是乘坐什么交通工具上下班的，但是地球人都知道：那个怪物就是“汽车”，而我们自己，还要这么无休止地“寄生”下去。如果，我们真能像“外星人”一样<!--SPORTSZW_HZH_BEGIN-->
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走自己de路 发表于 2007-7-17 22:54:53

;P

路易 发表于 2007-7-18 07:18:25

;P ;P

瀚海无边 发表于 2007-7-18 08:25:30

太深奥了、木看懂、、、:o :o

华英雄 发表于 2007-7-18 09:28:35

额滴神啊！！！！！

森林飘叶 发表于 2007-7-18 23:07:04

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