口渴鱼 发表于 2007-6-18 14:08:59

当一辆汽车撞向美眉

一辆车把美眉撞了,美眉爬起来后说:“女孩很生气,后果很严重。”——《天下无贼》
<P>  一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把美眉撞倒。帅哥司机下车,把美眉送到医院,然后不停探望,然后不停追求,然后出现第三者,然后他们俩感情爆发,然后其中一人得血癌死掉。——韩国煽情偶像剧</P><!--NEWSZW_HZH_BEGIN--><!--NEWSZW_HZH_BEGIN-->
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<P>  一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把美眉撞倒。司机下车后看到美眉时,突然大惊失色、涕泪直流、六神无主,然后……插播广告。——中国8点档连续剧</P>
<P>  一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把美眉撞倒。当司机扶起美眉并发现其脖子上的胎记时,痛哭流涕。原来美眉是他失散多年的亲妹妹。——新加坡伦理片</P>
<P>  一辆汽车飞速驶来,即将撞到美眉的时候,美眉突然腾空而起,在空中转体720度并从腰间拔出两把手枪,对准汽车不停射击,汽车随即爆炸。——美国大片</P>

123488 发表于 2007-6-18 14:42:05

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权芥 发表于 2007-6-18 16:30:40

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