口渴鱼 发表于 2007-6-18 14:07:49

幽默：汽车车语笑话三则

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<P>　<STRONG>　往回开吧</STRONG></P>
<P>　　“先生，到了，请付车钱，12元钱。”出租车司机对乘客说。</P>
<P>　　“很抱歉，我身边只有10元钱，请你往回开一段路吧。”乘客一副大度的样子。</P><!--NEWSZW_HZH_BEGIN--><!--NEWSZW_HZH_BEGIN-->
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<P>　　<STRONG>我要下车</STRONG></P>
<P>　　公交车在等红灯时，一男子叫道：“司机，开一下门，我要下车。”</P>
<P>　　“这里是站台吗？”司机怒道。</P>
<P>　　“就因为这里不是站台我才跟你说一声。”</P>
<P>　<STRONG>　一公里十块钱</STRONG></P>
<P>　　有一天，一个醉鬼站在街上大喊，想要打车回家，这时恰好过来一辆110巡逻车，于是警察便把他带到了车上。这名醉鬼上了车还大喊：“我知道一公里十元钱，干吗要写这么大？”</P>

权芥 发表于 2007-6-18 16:31:56

:L

星友 发表于 2007-6-18 22:25:02

:L :L

dalin520 发表于 2007-6-20 09:03:55

:L ;P :lol
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