天堂里的来来往往
三个司机同时上了天堂，圣彼得立即召见他们。<P> 圣·彼得：“你们忠于自己的妻子吗？”</P>
<P> 第一个人：“我跟别的女人有过两次狗扯羊皮。”</P><!--NEWSZW_HZH_BEGIN--><!--NEWSZW_HZH_BEGIN-->
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<P> 圣·彼得：“在这里你只能开微型汽车。”</P>
<P> 第二个人：“我只有一次。”</P>
<P> 圣·彼得：“你可以开一辆中档车。”</P>
<P> 第三个人：“我对妻子忠心不二，狗扯羊皮的事一次也没有。太太死后，我立志不娶。”</P>
<P> 圣·彼得：“你当之无愧拥有一辆豪华轿车。”</P>
<P> 一周后，三人驾车在一个十字路口的红灯前相遇。前两个发现第三个在失声痛哭，问其原因。</P>
<P> 第三个人：“我发现我妻子在这里蹬三轮！”</P>
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